TRASHED ASS

February 24th, 2021 - This skater boy has been hanging around the frat for days, begging to become a pledge even though it isn't pledge week. So, we cut the little bitch a deal. If he can handle all the brothers, we'll let him in. Well, he did take us all though he was whining the whole time. Guess we'll have to trash his ass a few times to make sure he is man enough to become a bro.

LITTLE BITCH BOY

February 10th, 2021 - No rest for the pledges. This bitch thought he could take a nap after we each blew our loads. Working to get into the frat isn't a one round thing and we don't just fuck once either. We noticed the bitch racked out while we were talking about the game and made sure he remembered what he was here for. To take care of the real men, the full-fledge frat bros. He'll probably have a hard time cleaning and running our errands tomorrow.

NO SHOW FUCK

January 27th, 2021 - We set up our usual game night bash for the bros with a new pledge on duty, but only 2 guys showed up. Whatever, the bitch has two holes for two dicks. One of the top guys in the house came by after he was done with his girl though, that guy could pound bitches forever. It's why he is one of the top dogs in the frat. Wasn't the big bash we usually have, but we made it feel that way by the time we dumped a few loads in the pledge.

FRAT HUSTLE

January 13th, 2021 - College is expensive and so is the booze and other shit we like to use when hanging out at the frat. So, we started throwing game parties where we charged other fraternity's bros to fuck our pledges while watching the game. It's good to be friendly with the other frats on campus and nothing does that better than boozin', bitches, and sports. Made a few hundred at $15 a pop, think we'll do this more often.

HOT POCKET PUNCH

December 30th, 2020 - Even a full-fledge bro can be the bitch when he keeps fucking us over. One of the guys in the house keeps taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till we're ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then we'll knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. Maybe he'll remember all our hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.

SHUT UP & SUCK

December 16th, 2020 - One of our dirty brotha’s came in looking for his fuckin jacket. Piece of shit needs to know ain’t nothin being given for free in the frat. So we gave him his jacket, but first we taught him a lesson on what not to do when the bro’s are watching the game. You mess with us we make you shut up and suck.

BUSTIN PIPE

December 2nd, 2020 - Everything in this frat is earned. Doesn't stop just because you're a brother. This little bitch pledge spends more time down at the skatepark than doing his chores. So, we took his bed till he earned it back by getting all our loads out. If he is so good at bustin pipe, we want to see it. He was one of the loudest sluts we've had pledge, guess he never had real pipe before. Won't be going down to the skatepark for a few days after that railing.

MUSSY PUCK

November 18th, 2020 - This bitch strolls in like he is one of us already and gets in front of the tv talking shit about our team. You NEVER block the game from the bros then mouth off about our guys! Had to put the dumbass in his place. Might as well use a cocksleeve while we finish the game anyways.