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FRAT HUSTLE

January 13th, 2021 - College is expensive and so is the booze and other shit we like to use when hanging out at the frat. So, we started throwing game parties where we charged other fraternity's bros to fuck our pledges while watching the game. It's good to be friendly with the other frats on campus and nothing does that better than boozin', bitches, and sports. Made a few hundred at $15 a pop, think we'll do this more often.

HOT POCKET PUNCH

December 30th, 2020 - Even a full-fledge bro can be the bitch when he keeps fucking us over. One of the guys in the house keeps taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till we're ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then we'll knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. Maybe he'll remember all our hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.

SHUT UP & SUCK

December 16th, 2020 - One of our dirty brotha’s came in looking for his fuckin jacket. Piece of shit needs to know ain’t nothin being given for free in the frat. So we gave him his jacket, but first we taught him a lesson on what not to do when the bro’s are watching the game. You mess with us we make you shut up and suck.

BUSTIN PIPE

December 2nd, 2020 - Everything in this frat is earned. Doesn't stop just because you're a brother. This little bitch pledge spends more time down at the skatepark than doing his chores. So, we took his bed till he earned it back by getting all our loads out. If he is so good at bustin pipe, we want to see it. He was one of the loudest sluts we've had pledge, guess he never had real pipe before. Won't be going down to the skatepark for a few days after that railing.

MUSSY PUCK

November 18th, 2020 - This bitch strolls in like he is one of us already and gets in front of the tv talking shit about our team. You NEVER block the game from the bros then mouth off about our guys! Had to put the dumbass in his place. Might as well use a cocksleeve while we finish the game anyways.

TRICK OR TRUMP

October 30th, 2020 - All us Bros always wanted to cuck a bitch and when we heard one of our pledges was bringing his new boy, we knew what we had to do. As soon we saw the pledge's guy come in a dress, made it all the better. Weak ass president cuck could barely put up a fight. Just sat in the corner jacking while we took turns. Best frat costume party we've had.

TRUMPSTER DUMPSTER

October 21st, 2020 - We gotta new bro from the south who can't stop running his mouth. Saying some shit against the other long time frat bros is never a good idea. Wanna come in here spoutin' your shit against men for supportin' the other dude, we have no problem teachin' manners. Who's the bitch now...bro.

FUCK YOUR DUES

October 7th, 2020 - Bitch duties roll downhill. We got this new guy in the frat and we're low on cash for more booze and bud. That's why we tape fucking our pledges. Gotta bring in the dough. Life in the frat is good. Booze and bitches while watching the game. Think we'll get another week's worth of chillin' money out of this cum hole.