HOT POCKET PUNCH
December 30th, 2020 - Even a full-fledge bro can be the bitch when he keeps fucking us over. One of the guys in the house keeps taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till we're ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then we'll knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. Maybe he'll remember all our hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.